using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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