How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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