you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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