do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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