Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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