I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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