Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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