Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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