I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She told me I should be a condom model.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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