are you still at the devil's house?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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