She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
nutella sex= disaster
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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