I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Randomize
