I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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