Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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