let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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