if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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