I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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