let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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