You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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