The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
