Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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