On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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