and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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