is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
handjob tips. give me some.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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