Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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