Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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