I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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