Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So squirting runs in the family.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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