i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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