At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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