I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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