I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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