it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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