erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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