Tell her she can't have a vagina
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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