Pappa wants mamma naked
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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