Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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