I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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