Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My nipple is on Facebook.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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