you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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