Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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