What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
