I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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