Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dear god my vagina.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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