just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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