You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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