so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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