It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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