we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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