i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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