Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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