Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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