Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Its about making memories worth repressing
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
