It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
handjob tips. give me some.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Someone came in the potted fern
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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