Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Floor bacon is actually really good
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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