Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
