He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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